Nigel's rules | |
1) Nobody has ever purchased a completely unbroken tube of Pringles. |
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2) It is impossible not to answer a ringing telephone. | |
3) Wherever there is a choice of two or more queues, a half-witted old lady will cause a long delay to the shortest queue as within two minutes of your joining it. (This still works for queues which do not contain any old ladies.) |
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4) The only way to go one year without losing an umbrella is to lock the thing in a cupboard and get wet. |
5) Nobody has ever talked to a dog in a tone of voice which would not result in that person being locked up if employed while talking to anything other than a dog. |
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6) You will need to read rule 5 at least twice. | |
7) No computer has ever crashed less than one minute after a "Save" command. |
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8) No matter how detailed your request, it is impossible to buy a burger without the server asking you at least one question. Always observe McManners. | |
9) Nobody who has deliberately left a car in gear while parked has ever remembered to take it out of gear before attempting to start it. |
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10) Tube trains always stop with you opposite the least interesting advert. | |
There's more to life than eating broken Pringles on the underground. Find out 50 things to do before you are 30 and 100 reasons Nigel is angry on Blinman.com. |