Staff Page Chris |
![]() |
Chris' hobbies include destroying other people's gardens, buying things in bulk, and having a much better PDA than you do. Chris can set up an HTML front end to a database server in Uzbekistan while shaving, but does not know how to drive. He would dearly love to be thought of as a hacker, and would be seriously hurt if you suggested that his numerous victories at squash and Red Alert had anything to do with his selection of Phil as an opponent. Chris has a symbiotic relationship with fruit machines. Chris is responsible for provoking rants and searching the internet for all things Blinman. He is also chief merchandise designer and tester. |
![]() |
|