Keith asks Nigel how many simulation engineers does it take to change a light bulb blinman.com
Q: How many Project Support Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Only 1 +/- 15% based on the assumption that you can see what you're doing while you're changing it

Q: How many DAI salesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It takes five to re-wire your entire house.

Q: How many Project Managers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: If in the contract, 1, if it's a variation, how much money do you have?

Q: How many Controls Engineers does it take to change a ligtbulb?
A: Candles are our standard, is there any reason you can't use those?

Q: How many IT support people does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: This will be much easier next year, when all our light will come from Germany through a tube.

Q: How many Project Sales Managers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but confiscate his passport until it's changed.
or
A: Only one, but after 500 powerpoint slides you'll think you need a laser.

And Finally ...

Q: How many Simulation Engineers does it take to change a lighbulb?
A: I'll tell you in three months time ... make it four.

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