| Keith asks Nigel how many simulation engineers does it take to change a light bulb |
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Q: How many Project Support Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only 1 +/- 15% based on the assumption that you can see what you're doing while you're changing it Q: How many DAI salesmen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: It takes five to re-wire your entire house. Q: How many Project Managers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: If in the contract, 1, if it's a variation, how much money do you have? Q: How many Controls Engineers does it take to change a ligtbulb? A: Candles are our standard, is there any reason you can't use those? Q: How many IT support people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: This will be much easier next year, when all our light will come from Germany through a tube. Q: How many Project Sales Managers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one, but confiscate his passport until it's changed. or A: Only one, but after 500 powerpoint slides you'll think you need a laser. And Finally ... Q: How many Simulation Engineers does it take to change a lighbulb? A: I'll tell you in three months time ... make it four. |
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These pseudo humorous ravings are from blinman.com |
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